Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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