I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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