elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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