Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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