If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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