You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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