I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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