did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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