No stitches, just platelets and will power
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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no you cant smoke seaweed
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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