You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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