So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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