YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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