standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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