What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
A+ Viking dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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