Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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