Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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