CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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