Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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