How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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