If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You were trust falling into bushes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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