i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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