if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize