i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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