I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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