I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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