Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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