dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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