ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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