So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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