Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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