Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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