just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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