should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Terrible idea I love it
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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