That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize