What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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