North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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