My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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