Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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