if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He better not be in your backpack
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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