i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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