windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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