When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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