No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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