Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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