Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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