How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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