i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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