We named our party play list daddy issues
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
