It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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