This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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