things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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