This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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