Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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