If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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