C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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